(via smillerii5)
(Source: the-real-commander-shepard, via deannawinchester)
My teacher pointed a ruler at me saying,” At the end of this ruler is an idiot.” I got detention for asking which end he was referring to
If ya smile, I smile; If ya hurt, I hurt; If ya cry, I cry and if ya jump off a bridge well..bummer man
When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in someones eyes and watch them flail around helplessly
I decided I wanna be a ninja. I Googled “Ninja School,” then followed a link that said Ninja School, and the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School
3 facts about life: 1 You can’t touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2 Your retarded cause you just tried it. 3 Now your smiling cause you’re an idiot
There was this one time when I was tall, but my legs got replaced in my sleep. Thus I am short. It’s really a sad story…
every kiss begins with K and sadly ugly begins with you
The best comeback in the universe. Person: go to hell! You: I cant go to hell, satin still has that restraining order on me from when i tried to take over! LOL
